
I am an accredited Humanist funeral celebrant in Newcastle upon Tyne, trained by Humanists UK.
I work across Newcastle, Gateshead, North Tyneside, South Tyneside, and the wider North East.
I specialise in creating and leading non‑religious funerals, celebrations of life, memorials, and ash‑scattering ceremonies.
Each one is crafted with warmth, compassion, and care, and created exclusively for your loved one.
My aim is simple: to support you through a difficult time and help you shape a ceremony that truly reflects the person you’re honouring, whether you’re arranging a funeral in Newcastle upon Tyne or elsewhere in the North East.
Alongside my celebrancy work, I serve as a Trustee and Director of Humanists UK. This keeps me closely connected to the values, standards, and good practice that guide Humanist ceremonies.
You can view my profile in the Humanists UK Ceremonies directory and find out more about how I work at
I also share reflections on funerals, remembrance, readings, and the stories people leave behind on my Facebook page.
Kay Jones Humanist Funeral Celebrant
Choosing someone to lead a loved one's funeral is a deeply personal decision. Listen to a short recording below to get a sense of how I sound and the gentle, honest approach I bring to every ceremony.
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A Humanist funeral is a non‑religious ceremony that focuses on the person who has died; their life, their relationships, and the memories they leave behind.
It offers a sincere, personal way to say goodbye without hymns, prayers, or religious language.
Instead, the ceremony centres on the stories, values, and moments that made your loved one who they were. It’s shaped around warmth, honesty, and authenticity - a chance to celebrate a life in a way that feels true to them.
Humanist funerals are inclusive and welcoming to everyone, whatever their beliefs.
The aim is to create a thoughtful space where people can come together to remember, reflect, and support one another.
If you’re not familiar with Humanist ceremonies, that’s absolutely fine. I’ll guide you through the options and help you create something that feels right for you and your family.
If you’re new to the idea of a Humanist funeral, this short film from Humanists UK offers a gentle introduction to what a non‑religious ceremony can involve.
Planning a funeral can feel overwhelming, especially when things need to happen quickly. My role is to make the process as calm and manageable as possible. Here’s what you can expect when we work together.
We begin with a relaxed, no‑obligation chat. You can tell me what you need, ask questions, or simply talk things through. I’ll explain how I work and what the next steps look like. If you are already working with a funeral director, you can let them know you would like me to lead the ceremony.
Families always have the choice of who conducts the funeral, even if a funeral director has their own regular celebrants, so just let them know who you want to conduct the ceremony.
If you decide to go ahead, we arrange a longer meeting where you can share stories, memories, and the details that made your loved one who they were. This can take place in person, online, or by phone - whatever feels most comfortable for you. I listen carefully to understand the tone you want and the shape the ceremony should take.
Using what you have shared, I write a completely bespoke ceremony that reflects your loved one’s life and personality. I can suggest readings, music, or contributions from family and friends if you would find that helpful. You will always have the chance to read the script, request changes, and make sure it feels right.
On the day of the funeral I arrive early, work closely with the funeral director, and lead the ceremony with calmness and care. My aim is to hold the space for you and your family so you can focus on remembering and honouring the person you have lost.
After the ceremony, I send you a final printed or digital copy of the script to keep, if you would like it.
A meaningful funeral acknowledges loss while honouring a life that mattered.
Together we'll create a ceremony that feels personal, authentic and true to the person being remembered.

Humanists UK is a national charity representing non-religious people, advocating for a secular state, and promoting a rational, ethical, fulfilling life based on reason, empathy, and science.
Founded in 1896, it has over 100,000 members and advocates for human rights, equality, and humanist perspectives in public life.

Every ceremony I create is completely bespoke. There is no standard script and nothing is taken off the shelf. I spend time getting to know you and learning about the person you are remembering, so the ceremony feels personal, sincere, and true to them.
Some families prefer something simple and quiet; others want a ceremony filled with stories, music, and contributions from those who loved them. I will guide you through the options, offer ideas if you would find that helpful, and shape everything around the tone you want to set.
My role is to bring clarity, warmth, and steady support. I will write the full ceremony, help with readings and music choices if you need them, and work closely with the funeral director to make sure everything runs smoothly on the day.
Above all, I will help you create a ceremony that reflects a life with honesty, compassion, and care.
I aim to keep my fees fair and affordable while giving each family the time, care, and attention their ceremony deserves. A great deal of work goes into every service I create; I spend many hours preparing, meeting with you, writing the full ceremony, and coordinating with your funeral director to make sure everything runs smoothly.
This covers a planning and delivery of a non‑religious funeral or celebration of life at a crematorium.
Burials, memorials, ash‑scattering ceremonies, or more involved services vary depending on the complexity of the ceremony, location, and the level of support you would like.
If you are unsure what you need, I am always happy to talk things through and guide you.
I am based in Newcastle upon Tyne and do not charge for travel within a 10‑mile radius.
For locations beyond this, travel is charged at 55p per mile, agreed in advance so there are no surprises
Fees are settled by the funeral director as part of the overall arrangements. You do not need to pay me directly; they will handle everything on your behalf.
However, if your ceremony is arranged with me directly I will need payment in advance of preparing the tribute and conducting the service.
Please contact me at kay.jones@humanistceremonies.org.uk if you have any other questions
What is a Humanist funeral?
A humanist funeral is a non-religious ceremony that offers both a dignified farewell and a sincere celebration of a life. It acknowledges the sadness of saying goodbye while honouring the person's story, values and legacy.
What happens at a Humanist funeral?
A typical ceremony may include music, readings and a carefully crafted tribute. Contributions from family and friends may be included. There is time for quiet reflection, followed by the committal and closing words.
Where are Humanist funerals held?
Most take place at crematoria, cemeteries or woodland burial grounds, though you can choose any venue that feels right.
"Humanists" to have a Humanist funeral?
Not at all. Most humanist funerals are for people who lived without religion, even if they would never have called themselves a humanist.
How is the ceremony designed?
I meet with family members to learn about the person who has died and understand the tone you want to set. I then write a completely bespoke script.
Do you have a set script?
No. Every ceremony is written from scratch.
What if we don't know any readings or poems?
That’s absolutely fine. I can suggest options and I’m happy to read on your behalf.
Can family and friends contribute?
Absolutely. Many ceremonies include personal memories, readings, poems or tributes from family and friends.
Can we include hymns?
Possibly. Humanist funerals are non-religious by design, but if your loved one had a strong connection to a particular hymn, it can sometimes be included as part of their story rather than as an act of worship.
Can we include the "Lord's Prayer"?
Typically not. However, if it is important to you and a friend or family member is happy to read it, we may be able to incorporate it in a way that feels respectful and appropriate.
What if some of the family are religious?
Humanist funerals are inclusive of everyone. There is always a quiet moment for personal reflection, which gives those who wish to pray a space to do so.
How do we choose a Celebrant?
You can choose directly or through your funeral director. If you would like me to lead the ceremony, simply tell your funeral director.
Are Humanist Celebrants different from other Celebrants?
Yes. Humanists UK celebrants are trained, accredited, insured and quality-assured. Unlike independent celebrants, Humanists UK celebrants are regularly peer-reviewed and part of a national network with a transparent complaints process.
How much does a Humanist funeral cost?
My fees are shown clearly on this page.
Do you offer Memorial Services & Celebrations of Life?
Yes. These can be held at almost any venue and offer complete flexibility in how a life is remembered and celebrated.
Can you help with Ashes Scattering Ceremonies?
Yes, I'm happy to help.
Can you help me plan my own funeral?
Yes. I can help you think through your choices, record your wishes and create a plan that reflects what matters most to you.
Yes. You can listen to a short recording on my Humanists UK profile to get a sense of my style and approach.
"Thank you so much Kay, it was perfect and we really appreciate it."
“I knew I was in safe hands from the first conversation. Kay composed a beautiful tribute for my mother and I couldn’t have asked for better. Organising a funeral long distance is challenging and stressful, however Kay made this much easier.”
“Thank you for listening so closely, the tribute really captures my Mum perfectly”
"Very professional and friendly. Provided support throughout."
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If you'd like a no-obligation chat feel free to email me at kay.jones@humanistceremonies.org.uk , call me on 07982 258 628, or click the button below


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